THE STARS AS BRAS
Best thing about packin’ boobies?
So excitingly exotic! So tantalizingly varied! So subliminally raunchy — even in the wash!
Thing is, Mother Cosmosis got plenty to say ‘bout the nipparel we throw over our zestychesty yummiture.
She stopped by my place last week to return sum panties she borrowed for Valentine’s, an’ while she was raidin’ my refrigerator for high-brainfuck alcoholic flooids, she came out with onea her trademark edicts.
“Princess,” she said, diggin’ deep between alla my salad stuffs, “you should run a blog post about the stars as bras.”
“As in bras for evry signa the Zodiac, typeathing?”
“Yeah. Everyone is getting off on that shit right now, and it’s a convenient way of introducing complex astrological truths to the masses.”
For a gal jus’ ran a quinteta monster celestial retrogrades, gotta say Mother C was lookin’ purdy good to Moi.
So I took a real deep breath an’ said, “toss me a cucumber willya? Ima need plenty big time nootrients to fix this fucker!”
Anyways, that was my Wednesday.
Project engaged me so much I even skipped yoga.
Tellya, bra research is a tougher academic exercise thanya think — especially whenya keep hittin’ the BUY NOW button asya flip through a zillion open browser tabs.
But I figure I got this Stars as Bras deal nailed — how evry kinda boobie from pert & perky juicebombs to 10 ton squidos gonna max out on the Zodiac’s 12 highly individual astrological essences via the humble bra.
Uhm … no … waitaminute — what was it Mother Cosmosis said before she made off with alla my lettuce?
Oh yeah — “Keep it simple, Princess.”
So here’s how astrology gonna power upya titties…
Want More Fun Shit To Look At?
The Stars as Bras got the perky — but ifya want Zodiac-themed DOOM an’ DEATH, mebbe try these funky astro tombstones.
Want serious pussy?
Alla your Zodiac kitties are over on my Tumblr.
Hey — I am always here.
Stop by regular. Suck on my jugular. Move on dinkier….
Title Image c/o Alexas-Fotos @ Pixabay
Other deliciousness enboobulates thusly…
Aries c/o kblaw @Pixabay
Taurus c/o Foundry @Pixabay
Gemini, Leo c/o sabinemondestin @Pixabay
Cancer c/o luctheo @Pixabay
Virgo c/o fsHH @Pixabay
Libra c/o Unsplash @Pixabay
Scorpio c/o Bobine @Pixabay
Sagittarius, Aquarius c/o Klaus Hausmann @Pixabay
Capricorn c/o alejandroruelas @Pixabay
Pisces c/o bestfotoartist @Pixabay
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