Shout At The Stoopid Monkey<span class="sdata2" title="2018-06-08T12:23:46+00:00"></span>
astrology boosts stress reliefmonkey like a sponge for alla that ragin'

GRRRRR!  GNASH!  PISSYPANTS!

OMG you ragin’ like a wild animal.

Screamin’, lashin’ out, real frickin’ dangerous.

An’ why so?

BCS SUM DUMB FUCKIN’ WAY STOOPID SHIT BE GOWIN’ DOWN AN’ YOUR TRIGGER JUS’ FIRED OFF SO HARD YOU GOT FIREBALLS BLASTIN’ OUTTA ALLA YOUR HOLES.

Why my lame boss dumpin’ crap on my ass while I got a MEEEEEEEGRAINE?

Why my sweetheart cheatin’ on me with a fat bitch don’t even got decent tits?

Why this goddamn yogurt split on me in the store an’ oozed mushed fuckin’ strawberries all over my best $200 pants?

WHY THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE KICKED OFF WHEN I WANNA BRING MYSELF OFF TO CLASSICAL MUSIC, SMOKING A WHOLE BUNCH OF KILLER WEED WHILE MY POLICE GUY GIMP INSTRUCTS HIS TRAINED GERMAN SHEPHERD TO NIBBLE ON MY BUTT?

WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHHHYYYYYY?????

Aw, but listen Sweetie, see cos I know howya feel.

An’ I wantchya to know I got a solootion.

Cos if’n you don’t get this outta control anger sorted real quick, you gonna put yourself an’ others in danger.

So whatever it is, whatever beefya got, whatever be makin’ you wanna kick an’ punch an’ lash out like crazy

jus’ pull alla that ragin’ energy together an’

SHOUT AT THE STOOPID MONKEY

Gowan, let it all out.

Fuck! Cunt! Asshole!

Shout it. Spit it. Cuss the fucker on out.

Monkey real stoopid, an’ he don’t frickin’ care.

He jus’ gonna sit there lookin’ real goofy an’ soak up whateverya got.

That piss you off?

Kinda … he all calm an’ placid an’ you ain’t?

Ha! Betchya real mad now!

So gowan, see if’n you can get the dumbass primate to SHOUT BACK.

Scream at the stoopid asshole!

Cuss his Mom for a bitch, his Dad for a motherfucker — gowan, LOAD IT UP, SPIT IT OUT.

Stooooopid fuckin’ monkey!

Let him have it!

Full on fuckin’ spleen!

SHOUT AT THE STOOPID MONKEY!

SHOUT AT THE STOOPID MONKEY!

SHOUT AT THE STOOPID MONKEY!

SHOUT AT THE STOOPID MONKEY!

SHOUT AT THE STOOPID MONKEY

TILLYA ARE SO PUMPED YOUR GUTS BE BULGIN’ OUTTA YOUR CHOPS!

Gotta be better than punchin’ sumone or trashin’ the place.

Gotta be better than gettin’ your short fuse self arrested.

Gotta be better than scarin’ your Granma.

An’ whenya are done … hey, ain’t that such a relief?

It be like meditatin’ or Yoga — minus the stretchy joggers an’ ambient dolphin squeal soundtrack.

Monkey takesya from blowout … to chillout.

He soak it up, soak it up, soak it up.

Tellya, stoopid primate be the ultimate stress-bustin’ solootion anyplace on the internets.

So breathe deep, go get on with whatevah.

You need the stoopid monkey again, he always here.

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HOT TIP

Meantime, you wanna plan ahead better so you ain’t ragin’ like sum thwarted dimwit bcs life, be sure to check in with your horoscope real regular.

Astrology don’t always have the answers — aw, but we got sum real freako animals jus’ wanna cuddle up an’ play!

Yeah yeah, so … a way stern lookin’ goat with a fishy tail — what in fuck that about?

Prolly you should come take a look …

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If you fallen IN LOVE with the Stoopid Monkey, plz check out @Schwoaze on Pixabay for more way cool images.
Gowan — Squirt This Baby Around Like Fizzin' Champagne