Astrology Fulla Rompolicious Stoopid For A Planet Packin’ Big Time Frickin’ Crap
Here's Whatchya Woulda Won If'n Only You'd Found Me Sooner
Scopes — Dec '18
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Sorry, sweetie — but it is brutally simple.
Decembah 2018 is gone.
She is dust.
Feeble or strong, happy or sad — you are gone also.
Time is NOW, so don’t linger here too long.
It is the past, an’ it is over.
Get frickin’ movin’…
DECEMBAH 2018 HOROSCOPES
“Help My Feeble Ass … For Seriously I Be WAY TITSED”
Gotta figure Decembah 2018 was naaaht a cool month for fusin’ horoscopes an’ Moi.
Sagittarius Season grabbed me by the boobies an’ swung me way outta control.
So … nuthin’ here to see.
But that ain’t too bad, is it?
Means you survived the month without my wise counsel, so what do YOU fuckin’ care?
Anyways, now you finally pitched up, why not take a look in on the current Astro Situation?
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YOUR HANDY HOROSCOPE CHECKLIST
Gotta figure ifya gonna derive maxo benefit fromya horoscope you gotta imbibe its wisdom all proper.
Simply follow my super-practical 10-step Guide, an’ horoscope readin NIRVANA gonna be thine, tellya…
Douse me in sunlight.
Float me in air.
Breathe on me sweetly.
What else is there?