Astrology Fulla Rompolicious Stoopid For A Planet Packin’ Big Time Frickin’ Crap
Slither Between My Favo Astro Resources Like A Pulsatin' PYTHON
Thingya gotta remember about the STARS is how they never got to be weirdsy animals like bulls an’ bears an’ shit till sum real ancient guys sketched ‘em out. Luckily for us, those stargazer guys were prolly not so smacked outta their brainos on delusions or pre-crack narcotics as alla today’s astro-skeptics would have the world believe. Otherwise, they would justa linked up the dots all kinda random an’ created a frickin’ SNAKE.
Dunno about you, but the last thing I wanna see maraudin’ its way through Mother Cosmosis’ celestial vapors is no venom-drippin’ serpent beest hellbent on destruction. FFS, we got enougha that kinda schwango doin’ the rounds in mosta the burger joints down here on Terrorized Firma.
But I would wanna suggestya meditate on this snake-that-never-was as I present a buncha my favo astro-links forya to slitherya way around. This is all cool stuff imho, an’ I wanna extenda handa gratitood to evrywan fixed these resources up cos back in the Days Before Moi, mosta this stuff resided solely in the dusty cerebral vestibulesa crazy old loons with warts, mosta whose secret sanctuary-cum-dungeons were only accessible to Indiana Jones types fired up on bodybuilder supplements.
Internets makes info real easy!
So c’mon — go check sum quality Astro…
This kinda meanders all over, but I love that. Prolly you could get lost here an’ never return. Lotsa hardcore reference stuff.
Super easyta access, this comprehensive astro blastfest will haveya droolin’. They got evrythin’ from scopes to detailed planetary maneuvers, all wrapped up in a color scheme big on Springtime bed linen hues.
This one ropes in all kindsa esoterica, an’ I love summa the sumptuous writin’ gowin’ down. Sense I get is of Narcissus starin’ into the water an’ seein’ he got a whole buncha benevolent spirits floatin’ by his side.
Super friendly site fulla warmth an’ heart, pulling’ in a blog an’ a whole buncha diverse resources. Best part is the Daily Astro reflection, whichya can drop in an’ outta on a whim asya mosey aroundya workin’ week lookin’ for the next brainsythinksy fixo.
Tap the fishy astro smarts on Twitter.
Gotta love horoscopes from all over the internets! Tellya, this site has evrythin’ — daily, weekly, monthly … from celebrity seer to obscure visionary. So much choice it is almost Fate Off The Peg! Kinda checkya scope tillya find oneya like!
Only available on Twitter, these fiery poet-seers dish up the Astro with wit, verve — an’ indiscriminate filth. They ain’t gonna be to evryone’s taste, but I am under no illusions, an’ I want ’em spread on a banana I can chomp on at regular intervals (with zero napkinta catch what dribbles from my lips).
Was it Thoreau said, “ooh ooh ooh — how these pulse-stimulating, stargazy mothers inspire me to heights hitherto unexperienced by man or beast such that I may swat from my path all opposition as would rage against me … especially bug-eyed insects big as cats and anythin’ hurled unkindly from a trebuchet by mean-spirited evildoers”?
No … waitaminute — that was Moi. In the shower. Noo Year’s Eve.
Anyways, point is, these consummately yummy astro tweeters never fail to amuse, beguile & titilate.
So my hot tip for Total Whenevah is that you should for super defo check ’em out & mebbe follow like a faithful puppy packin’ real doey eyes an’ max drool potential.
A positive Cosmos demands nuthin’ less — ‘part from mebbe a fix for tights that ladder too easy, but as an astrologer person, it is not my responsibility to cover that kinda thing, K?
ALSO ROCKIN’ OUT — ASTRO DIRECTORY ACTION
Astroscoped — Substantial horoscope directory resource cool on tryin’ to clear out scammers, bots & lame invaders.
Gotta plug the home team, right? Point up feel good horoscopes gonna smooth outchya negative wrinkles an’ popya fulla perky? It is shamelessly selfisha Moi, I know, but I figure this kinda effusive generosity goes a long way in a world drilled down on unkindness rn.
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Jus' copy your favo web page URLs into the relevant ADD LINK box onya own website, blog or cyberpet, then write out sumthin' goofy gonna direct people to my wise astro counsel
an' you're done.