*** LUCKY YOU! ***
Seemsya jus’ Googled Princess Horoscope.
As an astrologer packin’ the necessary stargazy essentials, I gotta say this suggests you mebbe lookin’ for 1 of 3 things…
1) A princess called Princess Horoscope.
2) A horoscope for a princess.
3) Sumthin’ Disney related — yanno, alla the cutesy cartoon princesses they got.
You here for any other reason, then trooly I am lame far as predictin’ stuff goes.
If not — let’s see how I can help.
My name is Princess Balestra, an’ I am an astrologer person, so anyone lookin’ for Princess Horoscope — sorry, but she ain’t Moi.
This is Moi…
Anyone lookin’ for a horoscope for a princess (item #2), gotta say sorry again.
I got an astrology blog & regular horoscopes (gonna get to that in a sec), but I do not offer birth charts an’ personal forecasts at this time.
Even for Royalty.
Uhm, so that kinda leaves the Disney deal (item #3) — an’ Disney I am most certainly not, tellya.
They got sweet princesses gonna bring tears to your eyes, an’ I would always wannit that way whenya are watchin’ stuff as a fam, but srsly ifya are lookin’ for that kinda princess, you gotta bail now.
Alas, I am not she.
For evryone else, like I said — this mebbe your LUCKY DAY!
You want dinky monthly horoscopes an’ incisive astrology articles — then head on over to Moi.
It is so easy!
It is so peasy!
It is so kinda…