5 REASONS WHY LEO TYPES ARE WALKIN’ MOTIVATION GIFs
& How YOU Can Cruise Along In The Slipstream!
Leo got creative heart in frickin’ abundance, tellya.
An’ in our self-improvin’ Noo Millennial times, anyone smart can look in on what Leo got … an’ take summa that pulsatin’ lifeforce, make it their own.
Gonna showya how YOU TOO can pull on plenty progenerative Leonine majesty — an’ transform from Lame Loser to Walkin’ Motivation GIFs Triumph Person.
(If’n you are Leo anyways, or ifya got Leo stackin’ up the glam power sumplace else inya chart, my wise astro counsel gonna count DOUBLE, K?)
Walkin’ Motivation GIFs — The LEO Essence
Gotta figure sum people landed here cozza motivation ‘steada astrology.
Personally, I do not believe in an uncosy Venn Diagram arrangement says the two are separate.
But anyways, ifya are thinkin’ FFS what am I doing on a lame-ass astrology website??, jus’ pretendya are a heretic attendin’ a friend’s funeral.
Religious hymn shows, you sing along, right?
Don’t have to believe a word to feel alla the pain.
So here’s how the Leo essence plays, super synopsis style…
Positive deal, Leo combines abundant creativity with abundant generosity.
Leo is courageous, Leo is glam, Leo is warm.
Problem is, you don’t say thanks … an’ really mean it, or ifya call out their gifts or diss their effortlessly persuasive acumen — that is when the big bad cat takes over.
Aggressive, pouty, real hurt.
Real fuckin’ dangerous.
Course, there’s more to Leos than this, but ifya are determined to max out on becomin’ a walkin’ motivation GIF, we gotta start sumplace.
Cool thing is — that sumplace is YOU.
Walkin’ Motivation GIFs Hot Tip #1 —
It’s All About YOU
Wanna look outsideya self for motivation?
Uhm … that is called inspiration, sweetie.
Go check the dictionary — inspiration is about intake.
Converso-flippo, the motivation stuffs are all insideya.
They are there whenya wake up, there whenya go to sleep, there evry timeya take a pee.
Don’t wanna get too lost off on AI imagry here, but ifya thinka yourself as a ROBOT for a sec, mebbe sum basic apartment cleanin’ droid, then askya self what is goin’ down in that tin can’s program?
How in heck does he hoover the carpet, tweezer fluff outta hidey holes, or wash dishes without sum kinda activatin’ direction?
So, listen — you want motivation, you got it.
It ain’t noplace other than YOU.
So quit lookin’ around tryin’ to find the fucker under a rock, K?
Wastea. Your. Time.
Walkin’ Motivation GIFs Hot Tip #2 —
It’s All About COURAGE
Again, we gotta be specific.
Courage don’t always mean leapin’ offa tall buildings an’ battlin’ armored reptilian hordes with sum dinky katana/whip combo.
Sumtimes it jus’ means facin’ the music.
An’ that is what Leo does so good.
She says This is Me, This is What I Got — For sure I am gonna use it an’ make shit roll.
See, cos when I mentioned earlier how Leo got creative energies in abundance, mebbe you made the one critical mistake a whole lotta people make when they hear that.
Mebbe you thought — yeah, Leo has MORE of that creative energy stuff than me.
But what if they actschly got less than you?
Less soulful Self Power?
Jus’ a tiny flickerin’ flame?
I ain’t no mathematician, but I figure anyone got courage to embrace what they got insidea ‘em, an’ accept their gifts an’ talents for what they are, prolly they got more motivational clout than a supersavant genius wastes their life lookin’ under rocks an’ readin’ inspirational literature, desperately seeking “themself” — the same self they got with ‘em evry time they fuckin’ pee.
So — go faceya own music, K?
Lap it up, whatever its seemin’ discord an’ bum notes … an’ however hard that process may be.
Walkin’ Motivation GIFs Hot Tip #3 —
It’s All About GENEROSITY
You playin’ along with Moi so far, prolly you might feel a huuuuuuuum from deep inside right now.
Motivation is there, motivation is insideya, motivation wants sumthin’ to happen.
Gotta figure how mebbe the processa happnin’ stuff is a kinda alchemical reaction.
You takes a buncha motivation stuffs, you makes with the alchemical wuzza-wuzza — an’ future inspiration froths up outta the frickin’ cauldron.
So, yeah, course we all want self-perpetuatin’ motivation, like quittin’ tobacco (if’n ya pseudo-robotically wanna) or ditchin’ the cellulite (if’n you pseudo-robotically needta), butchya gotta watch out for the closed loop.
Gotta rememberya Greek mythology here — the Aeneasella the Frog Queen fable…
Aeneasella sits on a rock all day, catchin’ flies.
Kinda like Narcissus, she is self-obsessed.
Further she can throw out her tongue, the more flies she catches — an’ natchrly, she becomes quite a spectacle.
Attention kinda goes to her head.
An’ this is where the Narcissus deal comes in — the kinda vanity sumtimes manifests when Leo turns inward on self self self an’ omitsta make all generous with the music insidea her she seen an’ faced.
At this point, prolly Aeneasella shoulda said, “thanks for the applause — hey, why don’t I try throwing my tongue out even further? More flies I get, more food we got for everyone.”
But Aeneasella was not generous.
She kept her motivation to herself, an’ this is how inspirational her gifts an’ her story got to be…
Oh, see — cos she flung out her tongue further an’ further, an’ she got fatter an’ fatter an’ fatter, an’ the applause turned to gasps … an’ screams of abject terror, till finally Aeneasella flung her tongue out SO FAR her fuckin’ asshole tugged up hard from behind her an’ ripped her bloated froggy body inside out.
So — you got motivation gowin’ down, go share it out, K?
Walkin’ Motivation GIFs Hot Tip #4 —
It’s All About SHOWTIME
Wanna know what is so lame ‘bout life on Earth?
Mosta the time, it is a writhin’, creepin’, pulsatin’ shit-fest.
You got maggots squirmin’ round insidea dead rats, ants crawlin’ all over one another in a subterranean hellhole — an’ alla that weirdsy semi-transparent deep sea schwango flibble flobblin’ around on the ocean bed.
Sheeeesh! Look away NOW!
But ifya got some creative offerya motivated up real brave from outtaya own discordant music stuffs, FFS you gotta put on a show.
Tellya, theater is an illoominatin’ superwindow on reality.
You got nuthin’ much different from reality on show there through her window, but she is choosy an’ calculatin’ with her message — an’ she transforms otherwise evryday maggotyness into spectacle.
Leo is showy, flamboyant, mebbe even the worst kinda vanity-snortin’ asshole, but the essential deal gowin’ on here is elevation.
Gotta figure a king or queen got sumthin’ real smart to say about elevation!
Always, there is a level higher to be reached, a bigger platform upon which to stage ideas or motivation-derived products — be they poems or songs or apartment cleanin’ robots with pulse-action dusters bustin’ outta their dicks.
Coolest thing about hoomans is … we ain’t fuckin’ maggots.
An’ what our motivation brings to bear upon the world don’t gotta be no lacklustre vanilla.
Otherwise, what is the fuckin’ point?
Walkin’ Motivation GIFs Hot Tip #5 —
It’s All About PRIDE
Do sumthin’ smart, you gotta own it.
Do sumthin’ takes allya got — courage to see it, courage to deliver it — you gotta own it.
Do sumthin’ transforms the livesa others for the super positive whenya are generous an’ give it away — you gotta own it.
Do sumthin’ people remember … cosya lifted ‘um up sum — you gotta own it.
An’ why so?
To guarantee your place toppa the cheesey smiley Sun Shines Outta My Frickin’ Ass leaderboard?
Hell, no — cos that ain’t pride, that is hoobris.
Gotta remember the whole pointa motivation is how it is not 100% reliable or successful.
Not evrythin’ gonna work out.
Do sumthin’ dumb, you gotta own it.
Do sumthin’ takes allya got — courage to see it, courage to deliver it — an’ it BOMBS — you gotta own it.
Do sumthin’ impacts not so good on the livesa others for super stoopids whenya are generous an’ give it away after it all looked real neat on paper — you gotta own it.
Do sumthin’ people remember … cos they mockya for it relentlessly — you gotta own it.
That is a hard kinda pride, but without it, prolly you gonna spendya life at the mercya forces you cannot control.
Hey, so when you done sum good an’ took a real shot at bustin’ out on positive zeal, gotta giveya self credit, K?
Show don’t last forever, an’ too many people either can’t or won’t contribute positively.
So take heart an’ contribute positively.
Motivation is all about YOU — reasonya heart beats.
Motivation is all about COURAGE — gotta have heart to faceya own music.
Motivation is all about GENEROSITY — gotta have heart to go dish the bounty.
Motivation is all about SHOWTIME — gotta have heart to elevate vanilla to spectacle.
Motivation is all about PRIDE — gotta have heart to own your shit, good or down the frickin’ pan.
Walkin’ Motivation GIFs — Go Step Out & Be One
You feel it now?
That boom boom boom thingya got gowin’ down deep inside — even more regular than takin a pee?
Then, hey — whatchya fuckin’ around here for?
Go join alla the other walkin’ motivation GIFs captivatin’ attention in the writhin’ maggot panorama.
Go make like a LEO.
Ifya have enjoyed this article, an’ the insanely positive vibe it thrusts beforeya, you might wanna look in at more motivation stuffs I got — like my first ever blog post or this practical mindfulness exercise for Fire Signs. If, however, you jus’ want THE TITTIES — then go HERE.
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