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INFORMED ASTRO ANALYSIS!

Welcome to my astrology blog.

Would I be too much up my own ass to suggest that visitin’ here — especially regular — makesya a kinda cool person?

Or is that jus’ brazen flattery?

I guess that gonna depend on which signa the Zodiac you are — alla which is super excitin’.

Anyways, keep stoppin’ by, K?

Blog drops evry Monday sum time around 9am Eastern, 1pm GMT or 6am PST, dependin’ on whereya happenta be.

(I am not referencin’ no Australian Weirdo Marsupial Time cos they got spiders over there big asya frickin’ head gonna biteya ass clean offaya body, an’ I would not wanna give dangerous arachnids any kinda assistance when it comesta world domination — so, sorry Oz, guessya all jus’ gotta take a wild stab withya anti-spider machete…)

Meantime, anyone got any better ideas for posts than I got already, PITCH ME on here an’ mebbe I will write the fuckers…

Sagittarius Season Dates Adventure

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SAGITTARIUS SEASON DATES ADVENTURE Wanna know why Sagittarius Season dates adventure? Aw, see — cos evry millisecond counts ... right from the first bombasm momentsa Centaur Romp come firin’ up outta November 22nd to the pre-Christmas ‘danglin’ from the rafters withya titties hangin’ out’ bonhomie-kinda-horseplay precedes the Capricornian Doom Balloon launch on December 22nd ... an’ evry single millisecond demands exhilaration lest lamenessa sprit an’ stuckonessa brain rob life’s delisho sweetness fromya like bandits creepin’ onto the setta sum cowboy movie an’ makin’ off with the horses, the hats, the pistols, the whips, the poker cards, the whisky, [...]

5 Reasons Why Noo Millennial Astrology Differs From Owd (Mostly Wooden) Historical Shit

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5 REASONS WHY NOO MILLENNIAL ASTROLOGY DIFFERS FROM OWD (MOSTLY WOODEN) HISTORICAL SHIT As hoomanity cruises toward 2018, Noo Millennial Astrology stands poised to outstrip its Zeroth to 20th Century sisters in termsa popularity, application & plain ol’ fun. Tbh, it stands so poised, it is practically layin’ splooshied out on sum polychromatic fuckin’ Yoga mat. Even the habitually facts-oriented New York Post started runnin’ astrology articles to boost sales. In their latest offerin’ — “Millennials Are Ditching Religion For Astrology” — they suggest how Western spirityool hipsters’re prolly way more gullible than their Chinese counterparts when it [...]