Astrology Fulla Rompolicious Stoopid For A Planet Packin’ Big Time Frickin’ Crap
Down Deep An' Dirty Withya Planetary Flirty
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INFORMED ASTRO ANALYSIS!
Welcome to my astrology blog.
Would I be too much up my own ass to suggest that visitin’ here — especially regular — makesya a kinda cool person?
Or is that jus’ brazen flattery?
I guess that gonna depend on which signa the Zodiac you are — alla which is super excitin’.
Anyways, keep stoppin’ by, K?
Blog drops evry Monday sum time around 9am Eastern, 1pm GMT or 6am PST, dependin’ on whereya happenta be.
(I am not referencin’ no Australian Weirdo Marsupial Time cos they got spiders over there big asya frickin’ head gonna biteya ass clean offaya body, an’ I would not wanna give dangerous arachnids any kinda assistance when it comesta world domination — so, sorry Oz, guessya all jus’ gotta take a wild stab withya anti-spider machete…)
Meantime, anyone got any better ideas for posts than I got already, PITCH ME on here an’ mebbe I will write the fuckers…
WHAT JOOPITER IN SCORPIO 2017 MEANS FOR EVRYONE Let’s talk Joopiter in Scorpio. Cos, hey — this is the way it’s gonna be from October 10th till next frickin’ November, an’ I would not wanna thinka nowan skimpin’ on the necessary leatherwear. Thing is, summa you astro-sensitive types prolly felt this moment comin’ weeks ago. Joopiter’s ride through Libra has mebbe not fixed up the harmony evryone imagined, an’ now the diplomats’re done with tryin’ to make shit sweeter, gotta figure it is time for the CUNTS. Want shit fixin’? Holler for Scorpio! If’n she likesya, she gonna [...]
YOUR COMPLETE GUIDE TO AUTUMN EQUINOX RITUALS Gotta be honest here, but trad Autumn Equinox rituals kinda piss me off big time. It is not that I am no astro heretic or nuthin’ ... nor that I disrespect tradition an’ alla the committed souls past an’ present who been dootiful upholdersa The Way... nor even that I got a problem wearin’ the costooms or toyin’ with the regalia ... it’s jus’ I would want always for major astro celebrations to be as individyool an’ spontaneous as they are eternal. So, hey — we are all thinkin’ ‘bout Mother [...]